Funny Holiday Card – GREETINGS, BITCHES! – Vintage Humor

Funny holiday card with retro illustration and bold, cheeky message—perfect for shoppers looking for sassy, standout Christmas cards. This charming vintage ice skater gets a modern, irreverent twist with a playful greeting that’s equal parts festive and unapologetic. Bright, nostalgic, and funny—it’s an attention-grabber. • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • Printed on thick recycled paper stock • Paired with colorful envelope from French Paper Co. • Blank inside • Made in the USA • Use cases: Christmas, holiday humor, irreverent greeting, gag gift Best for: Trend-forward gift shops, boutiques with attitude, and customers seeking bold, funny holiday cards with personality.